Best of Internet Yarn Humor

I'm taking a break from writing about school-ish things and instead am writing hardly anything at all and am gifting you with some of the best internet yarn humor, much of which I found around the time I was organizing my yarn stash last month :)  

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my alter ego, sans cigarette of course  :)
or maybe a Halloween costume if we ever decide to get into that ;)

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PLEASE DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO ENLARGE AND READ THIS.  IT'S AWESOME!
from amusingyarns.com

(Dear Amusing Yarns, I emailed you to get your permission to post this awesome graphic here but didn't hear back from you :(  If you come upon this and want to slap my wrist for assuming you'd love it if I shared your work with credit,  please feel free to email me!)

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from Stephanie at obeycrochet.com

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vintage ad found in the collection of paul malon 

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image found at knittingoncloudix.blogspot.com (link to original doesn't work :(  )
Who's original artwork is this??  It's so cute!

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couldn't find a link to the original artist.  clearly not my clever work :)

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This reminds me of my own kids who occasionally say things like, "Mom, if you let us have a lollipop we'll get you any kind of yarn you like!"  It's disturbing how well they know me ;)