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Saturday, April 12, 2014

Seven Things I Can Safely Promise I Will Never Crochet

Taking a weekend break from all the diabetes chit chat to hit you with an installment of Seven Quick Takes:
Stuff I Can Safely Promise I Will Never Crochet
(and if I try to, please stop me.)

(1)
Because it's just wrong to do this to an otherwise cute kiddo...


(2)
Because... chafing, obviously...
(and sweating, if you made 'em using acrylics...)


(3)
Because boys often miss and might spray the crochet...


(4)
Because, uh, really.  They went with Hamburglar instead of Hamburger Hooker for a reason...


(5)
Because the song is "He sees you when you're sleeping," not other things...
and it's just creepy.


(6)
Because it's actually a little scary looking...


(7)
Because I already bought Russ his new shorts for summer.  Darn...


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1 Year of Type 1 Diabetes
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6 comments:

  1. Mary @ Better Than EdenApril 12, 2014 at 7:56 AM

    Hahahaha! Dear #4, I'm not sure that's what they meant by the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

    P.S. Love the new pic :) I really need to get a better one up on mine!

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  2. AnonymousApril 12, 2014 at 9:24 AM

    Wow...just, wow!

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  3. Kendra TierneyApril 12, 2014 at 11:30 PM

    Good gracious.

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  4. Holly MApril 13, 2014 at 1:02 AM

    Too funny Theresa! I miss you. We need to talk soon :)

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  5. Ambiance PaintingsApril 13, 2014 at 6:41 AM

    Hi there, I'm visiting from the Conversion Diary 7 Takes, and this post made me laugh out loud! I love these crazy crocheting ideas. My favourite is the toilet cover. Actually so practical, right? Keeps the toilet nice and warm, but how hilarious!

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  6. Ann-Marie UlczynskiApril 13, 2014 at 8:52 PM

    Those are hysterical. Thanks for a good laugh!

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